Hoochie grumpy bumblebee!
Mum and Daddy said to me:
Go to university
and study something science-y.

Hoochie happy old plum tree!
When I'm older I will be
in audit, consultancy,
an accountant, wait and see!

Hoochie silly split green pea!
I'll be rolling in money!
In my lunch break, matcha tea,
then everyone will respect me.

Hoochie dour notary!
One day I'll have property,
a mortgage. By seventy,
maybe I will be debt free.

Hoochie lonely divorcee!
My kids will not speak to me
and I'll see out my final years
in regret.